how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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