My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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