Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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