So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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