Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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