Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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