I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
