Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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