Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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