Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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