How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
