Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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