Where did you get a picture of my penis
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
im on a boat
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