wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The feeling are messing with the penis
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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