My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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