i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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