it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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