ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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