It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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