We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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