Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I've blown a few things in my day
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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