i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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