quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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