Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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