I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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