Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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