the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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