Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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