I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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