where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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