WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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