Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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