yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
nutella sex= disaster
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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