We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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