just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
