dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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