Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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