but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
no you cant smoke seaweed
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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