Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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