So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
from now on my penis is your penis
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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