somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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