he shaved USA in his pubs
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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