I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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