They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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