You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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