Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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