Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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