The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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