Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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