you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
