love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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